Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
White Ball Poem
Here is a little bit of golf humor for you on this dreary Wednesday morning.... In my hand I hold a ball....white and dimpled, rather small.... Oh how bland it does appear.....this harmless looking little sphere... By its size I could not guess.....the awesome strength it does possess... But since I feel beneath its spell...I've wandered through the fires of hell.... My life has not been quite the same.....Since I chose to play this stupid game... It rules my mind for hours on end....A fortune it has made me spend.... It has made me swear and yell and cry....I hate myself and want to die.... It promises a thing called par....If I can hit straight and far.... To master such a tiny ball.....should not be very hard at all.... But my desires the ball refuses....and does exactly like it chooses.... It hooks and slices, dribbles and dies.....and even disappears before my eyes.... Often it will take a whim.....to hit a tree or take a swim.... With miles of grass on which to land....its finds a tiny patch of sand... Then has me offering up my soul....if only it would find the hole.... Its made me whimper like a pup....and swear that I will give it up... And take a drink to ease my sorrow....but the ball knows.....I'll be back tomorrow....
Friday, April 8, 2011
Beginner Golf Lesson - Remuda G.C.
For all you beginners out there we just wanted to share a great little golf lesson with you today. There is so much you can learn from a Golf Teaching Professional. Contact us at Hilltop Golf Club and we can help you every step of the way.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Letterman's Top Ten with Immelman
Since the Master's is right around the corner we thought we would share some humor today and bring back the Top Ten list from David Letterman read by Trevor Immelman after he won the Master's Golf Tournament.....Enjoy!!! 10. I've been elevated from "Unknown" to "Obscure" 9. Thanks to the prize money, I no longer have to buy generic rootbeer 8. Suddenly I don't look too foolish for trademarking "Immelmania" 7. I am BFFs with Lauren and Heidi from The Hills 6. President Bush called to congratulate me on winning Wimbledon 5. When my caddy recommends a club I can say, Excuse me how many Masters have you won? 4. Invited to Masters Winners Week on Jeopardy 3. I get a liftime supply of them little pencils 2. Guess who's playing 36 holes with the Pope this weekend? 1. Get to put my arm around Tiger Woods and say, Maybe next year. Have a great day everyone.
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